Totals

Pit and Field

The field expanded 0 squares forward due to powerups.
The pit was expanding at a rate of 5.15 seconds, so that it reached a maximum y position of 34 and consumed about 42.5 % of the field.

In total, 28 items spawned.

papabear earned a total of 36 points. Here is how they achieved that score.

9 points were earned by collecting ordinary items and powerups. This makes up 25.0% of their total score.
7 points were earned as a result of 2 special bonus items being collected. This is 19.44% of their total score.
They were responsible for the destruction of 2 cannons, earning them another 20 points. This equates to 55.56% of their total score.
Finally, due to their speed in collecting items, they earned an additional 0 points. This is 0% of their total score.

5 platforms spawned. 2, or 40.0% of these were consumed by the pit.
8 cannons spawned, and 1 or 12.5% of these broke due to Gods Attention or some other unfortunate and cacophonous calamity. The other 2, or 25.0% were dispatched by a player!
The cannons shot 10 balls at papabear. They jumped over 4 or 40.0% of them, while an additional 5 or 50.0% of the balls fired missed completely due to our faulty aiming system. The other 1 or 10.0% were direct hits.

Also, a total of 5 rock throwers spawned, and 0 or 0% of these broke because... I think they were just too stupid to get out of the way of the pit. Or maybe, God hated them!
The throwers shot 22 rocks at papabear, hitting with 2 of them which is about 9.09% of the time. The other 20 or 90.91% of the rocks missed them because I think that these damn throwers are blind or something. Like can't you guys aim?
The player grabbed 9, or 40.91% of all the rocks that fell.
They threw 8 rocks. 8 rocks hit cannons, whereas 0 missed. As a result, papabear's accuracy was 100.0%!

In the end, it was a cannon that killed papabear