Totals

Pit and Field

The field expanded 0 squares forward due to powerups.
The pit was expanding at a rate of 5.15 seconds, so that it reached a maximum y position of 34 and consumed about 42.5 % of the field.

In total, 28 items spawned.

James earned a total of 61 points. Here is how they achieved that score.

5 points were earned by collecting ordinary items and powerups. This makes up 8.2% of their total score.
26 points were earned as a result of 6 special bonus items being collected. This is 42.62% of their total score.
They were responsible for the destruction of 3 cannons, earning them another 30 points. This equates to 49.18% of their total score.
Finally, due to their speed in collecting items, they earned an additional 0 points. This is 0% of their total score.

5 platforms spawned. 2, or 40.0% of these were consumed by the pit.
8 cannons spawned, and 1 or 12.5% of these broke due to Gods Attention or some other unfortunate and cacophonous calamity. The other 3, or 37.5% were dispatched by a player!
The cannons shot 9 balls at James. They jumped over 7 or 77.78% of them, while an additional 0 or 0% of the balls fired missed completely due to our faulty aiming system. The other 2 or 22.22% were direct hits.

Also, a total of 5 rock throwers spawned, and 0 or 0% of these broke because... I think they were just too stupid to get out of the way of the pit. Or maybe, God hated them!
The throwers shot 15 rocks at James, hitting with 1 of them which is about 6.67% of the time. The other 14 or 93.33% of the rocks missed them because I think that these damn throwers are blind or something. Like can't you guys aim?
The player grabbed 9, or 60.0% of all the rocks that fell.
They threw 9 rocks. 9 rocks hit cannons, whereas 0 missed. As a result, James's accuracy was 100.0%!

In the end, it was a cannon that killed James